daily\ mail

daily\ mail
1. (daily mail) (667↑, 68↓)
A UK newspaper which tries to pretend it isn't a tabloid for some unknown reason. They call themselves "A family paper with strong female readership, it has won many awards for editorial flair, outstanding reporting, design and print quality." I prefer to call it a [racist], [sexist], [slanderous], [homophobic], [unprofessional], [sensationalist] [Hitler] [fanzine]. They are "morally outraged" by just about everything. Calls itself the only newpaper that stands up for what it believes in (aka. talks bullshit).

The only reason I'm ever buy the Daily Mail is to start a fire.

2. (Daily Mail) (508↑, 46↓)
The only brand of toilet paper that, when used, leaves more shit on you than you started with. Also see [Daily Heil].

Daily Mail your garden: shit helps plants grow.

3. (Daily Mail) (345↑, 41↓)
1.) The Fearmonger's Bible. 2.) A paper for Middle Class, Middle Aged, Middle Englanders' wives. 3.) Where bad journalists go to get paid employment. 4.) Not a tabloid, honest.

1.) "Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..." 2.) "My word, dear. Britain appears to be overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..." 3.) "I have no journalistic integrity whatsoever, so I'll state that Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer..." 4.) "We state the Truth, such as 'Britain is being overrun by terrorists/asylum seekers/alcopops/video nasties/Lee Bowyer...', which you won't see in The Sun."

4. (Daily Mail) (289↑, 38↓)
a newspaper that, along with the Sun, sums up all that is wrong with the UK today mainly read by lower middle class snobs who beleive every word printed in this piece of poisonous filth and therefore form their opinion of the world from it

the mail-wouldnt wipe me arse with it

5. (daily mail) (266↑, 24↓)
British newspaper aimed at conservatine, middle class housewives. Regards itself as a serious newspaper despite the fact that it is clearly tabloid. It claims to be a moral voice of the people but is in fact a paper designed to indulge the quasi-racist/homophobic/bigotted views held by much of middle england. The paper loves nothing more than creating a moral panic and has done so over the years on subjects ranging from hoodies to water bottles. The Daily Mail typically finds time to bleat on about the terrible state of Britain today in its police force, NHS, Education system and policy on immigration. It is truly creative in finding a whole bunch of ways of paraphrasing "Kick all asylum seekers out. We hate foreign people". The Daily Mail burns rather nicely and is just the right size to cover cat litter trays.

Typical Daily Mail headlines: "Black person gets job" "Presenter says word sex on TV" "My angelic little girl was made to wear a hoodie by a gay immigrant paedophile communist"

6. (daily mail) (204↑, 24↓)
Adj. - used to describe actions or words that are both xenophobic/bigoted/homophobic/racist and highly sensastionalist. Symptomatic of a "less tax and less blacks" attitude.

A: Oh my God\! Get that black man away from me\! He'll eat my babies\! Think of the children\! Oh won't somebody think of the children\!? B: Oh, be quiet, must you be so Daily Mail about it?

7. (daily mail) (176↑, 21↓)
Cheap, affordable kindling for the camper in a hurry.

"We'll never get this coal burning without a Daily Mail"

8. (daily mail) (155↑, 25↓)
1. Snobbish and obsessed with 'proper diction' 2. Obsesses over royalty, members of the aristocracy, and the upper classes in the same way that [the Sun] obsesses over Z-list celebrities and WAGs 3. Home to [Richard Littlejohn], a self-satisfied prick who can't spell the name of the Iranian president and therefore refers to him as President I'madinnerjacket; insists upon spelling things phonetically to make himself feel superior; scaremongers over: taxes, Gordon Brown, so-called 'political correctness' and the apparent failures of the UK police force; displays clearly bigoted views yet claims not to be racist 4. Home to [Amanda Platell], who is clearly a female misogynist and hates [Natasha Kaplinsky], presumably purely because, despite her many flaws, she isn't a moon-faced, woman-hating cow who writes for a tabloid rag 5. Home to a whole host of prejudiced idiots whose parents were probably Daily Mail readers and members of the National Front; they should be sat down and told that not all immigrants want to kill them, and no immigrants want their job. In fact, NOBODY wants their job. 6. Actually believed that bird flu was going to wipe out half the world; believed the same about every single so-called epidemic before it; predicts The End Of The World every other month, whether it be by asteroid, epidemic or nuclear war 7. Read by impressionable fools who base their own opinions on the Daily Mail's bullshit 8. Has an on-off feud with [The Times]; hates [The Independent], [Polly Toynbee], [Tony Blair], and, surprisingly, [David Cameron], because he does not subscribe to their particular brand of Right-wing politics; disdains [the Sun], [the Daily Star], [the Mirror] and [the News of the World] despite being only one rung above them (purely because their page 3 happens not to have a topless woman on it); sister paper to the [Daily Express] 9. Believes everybody should have a job, regardless of illness, is under the impression that depression is not a valid illness and that anybody on benefits is Leeching Off the Welfare State and Stealing Taxpayer's Hard-Earned Money 10. Obsessed with Taxpayer's Money and the fact that they are taxpayers 11. Obsessed with hating speeding fines and speed cameras 12. Has to have an article EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY about 'PC gone mad', purely to further its BNP-loving, homophobic, racist, Islamophobe agenda 13. Constantly self-publicises, telling its readers that it has won another award or that one of its precious 'campaigns' have made the world a better place. Fond of saying 'as we always said' or 'as the Daily Mail has said from the start' 14. Believes date rape and marital rape are completely acceptable, and that all women should join the Submissive Wives movement 15. Exaggerates everything

Daily Mail headlines: "MUSLIMS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL BY UNLEASHING BIRD FLU INTO THE AIR\!\!1 AND THEN THEY WILL STEAL OUR JOBS\!\!1" "The Queen is awesome\!" "I am Richard Littledick and EVERYTHING IS BAD AND WRONG and I am a ridiculous, reactionary, pathetic buffon\!\!1" "I'm Amanda Platell and I hate all women but ESPECIALLY NATASHA KAPLINSKY\!\!1" "Everybody but us sucks" "GET A JOB\! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE HOOKED UP TO A VENTILATOR\!" "We r taxpayers, hurr hurr" "Speeding cameras ARE SO CRAP\!\!1" "Look; it's PC gone mad\! A man was ARRESTED for beating up a Muslim\! The horror\!" "WE WIN \@ LIFE\! LOOK, AN AWARD FOR MOST HOMOPHOBIC NEWSPAPER OF THE YEAR\!\!\!\!\!1\!\!\!\!1\!\!" "Shut up about being raped and make my tea" "THE TRAUMA OF BEING STOPPED FOR SPEEDING\!\!\!1\!\!

Author: Dickface Faceofadick http://daily-mail.urbanup.com/2413885
9. (daily mail) (128↑, 38↓)
Newspaper read by retards with a completely upside down world view who seem to find no inconsistency that they like the royal family but accuse immigrants of being freeloaders draining tax payers money. Who think Rich people's SUV-buying money is better where it is than giving asylum seekers a chance of a future or supporting sick people through the NHS. The daily mail's high readership and its poisonous influence on people's brains is the reason so many "populist" policies that the bloody tories love are hateful intollerent, unfair policies that make class divisions and suffering greater.

Daily Mail Reader: Oi DUH... Read this... DUHHH... Asylem seekers bad... DUHHHH... gypsys bad..DUHHHHH. People with funny skin colour bad... DUHHH... Thankyou Daily Mail\! You stop My Brain hurting\! Maybe asylum seekers why my brain hurt\!\!\! Kill them all\!\!\!\!\!

10. (daily mail) (100↑, 16↓)
The newspaper responsible for the deaths of children due to measles, mumps and rubella as a direct result of its campaign to undermine the government by scaremongering about the MMR vaccine. Now that their case has been disproved and other people's kids are dying, they refuse to apologise or accept any responsibility for their actions. Simply scum.

"Hi, my name's Toby, I write for the Daily Mail. I am a lower form of life than a convicted paedophile"

11. (daily mail) (110↑, 28↓)
Unfeasible trash, aimed at the Upper-Middle class market. Known to sport headlines such as "Middle classes to be taxed by Labour\!" "Tories to save universe\!" "Holyrood SCANDAL\!"

"Ban this sick filth\!"

12. (daily mail) (87↑, 22↓)
some garbage newspaper that [paperboy]s have to deliver

bloody daily mail garbage

Author: David Richardson http://daily-mail.urbanup.com/1150655
13. (Daily Mail) (96↑, 31↓)
[the] [world]s [worst] [newspaper]. Supported the fascists in the 60s now, today is content with biggotry snipping at good tv, film and music, and attacking the defcless (asylum seekers for example)

Incredicly infuryiating to read.

14. (daily mail) (62↑, 13↓)
A horrid little window into an awesome universe of pure blockheaded spite. Spiralling galaxies of ignorance roll majestically against a backdrop of what looks like dark prejudice, dotted hither and thither with winking stars of snide innuendo.

Run out of toilet paper? Just use this copy of the Daily Mail.

Author: StrawberryUtopia http://daily-mail.urbanup.com/4304419
15. (Daily Mail) (24↑, 4↓)
A British newspaper founded in 1896 by Lord Northcliffe. Its stance is very right wing some would suggest as far right (it supported the nazi party between 1933 and 1939 and called Hitler "Adolf the great" and had the headline "hurrah for the black shirts") It is critical about the BBC and claims that it is biased to the left.The newspaper is strongly against homosexuality,immigration and the European union. Notable columnists in the Mail are Richard Littlejohn, jan moir and amanda plattell. They have all courted controversy Littlejohn said after the Ipswich murders of five women, Littlejohn described the victims as "disgusting, drug-addled street whores" and their deaths as "no great loss". He added that for prostitutes, "death by strangulation" is "an occupational hazard" stemming from their "free will".

Shall I buy a Daily Mail or the Sun? That Richard Littlejohn article in the Daily Mail shows that he is obviously a repressed homosexual\!\!

16. (daily mail) (80↑, 77↓)
a newspaper that comes under fire a lot, simply because it has the nerve to say what everyone has been thinking all along. campaigning against issues like foreign people and disobedient women, the daily mail is a shining cornerstone of british society.

before i read the daily mail i had no idea that immigrants were responsible for the titanic when my wife gets out of line i like to beat her with my copy of the dail mail

17. (daily mail) (33↑, 235↓)
A newspaper,grossly over-criticized by politically correct,brainwashed morons.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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